Tangan & petua

Heh...cte ni dlm seminggu dr kejadian tgn aku trgeliat masa tgh bersilat mgkn dlm 17/09/09 mcm tu la...nak dijadikn cte (mmg dah jd cte pun) mlm tu masa tgh main mnghambur rimau aku kne jd kambing yg hjg blkg dan time tu si brock a.k.a syam dia kne main tgkp dahan...skali dia lompat trhempap atas aku, dgn padang yg agak licin mlm tu ditakdirkn tgn aku trgeliat akibat percubaan si syam yg xmnjd

Buat pertama kali dlm idup aku rasa mcm mana nak pitam...smua kabur, pe yg org lain ckp xdgr dah..dia pnyr sakit trgeliat, Pergh!! jgn cte beb..dah trkena tu aku dok la tepi padang tu. Yg agak menydihkn bkn diorg nak 'brtanggungjawab' atau krg2nya brikhtiar ke pe ke..seko2 lari mke cuak. Mgharapkn si zack le tmnkn aku. Cikgu pun ade gak dtg tp tu la, skdr dtg tgk2 la. X semenggah perangai seko2...naik benci pun ade gak.

Udah dr tu, aku blk tdo...sok pagi bgn tgn dah kebas2. Sejuk2 pun ade gak. Aku dah naik cuak trus contact si Harith ajak dia gi ngurut. Aku ni kalo hal2 trgeliat ke, trkehel ke, ralat skit nak gi spital...nnt dia kata patah la pe la...call themselves 'medical staffs'...boo-hoo.

La dr ni aku akan susun cerita ngikut chronology tang ble aku dpt petua psl tgn.

1. "Blk nnt, kau pegi ke tempat kau trgeliat tu, kau buat tukar -ganti dgn batu atau kayu. Ini petua! nak bohong buat ape?" begitu la kata2 nek jenab (jay-nab). Masa aku dgr tu aku dah trpinga2 dah. Dah la tgh menahan sakit kene uli tgn dek org tuo tu. Dia pnyr sakit kne uli, Perghh! jgn cte lg beb. 5 kali aku mntk time-out. Meronta2 jgn ckp la. Dah hbs sesi penderaan, aku smpi umah bincang2 dgn ahli majlis agama rumah yg by default, trdiri dr bdk2 umah gak la. Kami putuskn utk tidak membuat tkr-ganti tu krn tkt jatuh syirik.
2. Masa tido alaskn tgn dgn bantal supaya lbh tinggi dr badan. Yg ni aku dpt dr si Harith dan di-approvekn oleh panel2 kesihatan peribadi aku yakni mak dan awek. Jd aku rasa xde masalah nak amalkn ni.
3. Balut dgn daun tembaga suasa. Yg ni otai pnyr petua, nak buatnya agak mkn masa skit psl nak spu daun tu dgn minyak pastu layurkn lg. Tp agak brkesan gak la. Susut bengkak tgn ni.

Berikut adalah gambo tgn aku

gambo ni masa kesokan hrinya lps trgeliat tu

<-- yg ni sehari lps urut dgn nenek tu.. <-- Lebam dia dr blkg siku smpi pergelangn tgn <-- Ni tgn aku lps balut dgn daun tembaga suasa

CyberFusion trip a.k.a Death ride to the Zombies circus

Pada suatu pagi ahad yg hening dan damai, sedang ku menghabiskan RA3 tbe2 en.Nu'man mngajak ku ke Cyberjaya, nak amik si syaz-one kat sna. Aku yg kepala otak masih lg tgh reboot bgn tdo trus saje mg'iya'kn ajakn trsebut. Jd tanpa membuang masa trus sje kami ber3 ke Cyberjaya (Nuar pun ikut gak). kami brtolak dlm pkol 1100 mcm tu dan smpi kat sna dlm pkol 1245-1300 mcm tu. Dlm prjlnn ktorg borak2 kosong smbl mngutuk bdk2 cyber yg tiada life, hidup bgi zombi2 yg dkuarantinkn. Tp alangkah terkejutnya kami, kutukn kami mnjd knyataan

Brjejak je kaki kat dlm situ, seko2 mke mcm zombie. Dah la berbau xmndi, atmosphere brkabus je mcm dlm cte horror zombie.Seraya melihat zombi2, Nuar brkata "kne ade shotgun ni".
'zombie hordes' yg tggu masa je nak pi terkam org tnpa ihsan ->





<-- Lihatlah zombi2 tgh 'bersosial'...penuh dgn elemen2 zombi.


Kezombian yg mutlak -->







Setelah terkagum skjp tgk zombi2 ni, trjmpa si bdk syaz-one yg mcm dah nmpk simptom2 virus zombi mnmpkkn kesannya. (bdk yg kat tgh pki headphone silver, mcm jack ketat plak aku nengok bdk ni. mke pun dah nak mcm zombi). Slps borak2 dgn wan-zombie, kami brcadang nak pusing2 cyberjaya dgn putrajaya sje nak tgk kehidupan zombi2 tempatan yg sggh unlife. Lgpun si wan ckp lama lg nak hbs, nak genapkn 40 jam. Jd brtlk la kami ke Alamanda, tmpt zombie hordes mlepak2.

Lihatlah ke-unlife-an bdk2 CJ smpi mknn pun kne bwk, aku rasa kat dlm lori ni diorg ade simpan shotgun...maklum le, zombi rmi sgt.



Jd utk ke Alamanda, kami trpaksa mggunakan GPS dr henpon si Nu'man. Gilo pnyr map, bpe bnyk kali nak calculate route daa. Tp berkat map GPS tu, smpi gak kami di situ. Sesampai di situ, kami brjln2 smbl menikmati mknn2 zombi. Agak common gak la mknn diorg. dah puas lepak, kami gi pusing2 CJ dan Putrajaya. Tp hjn plak, jd xdpt amik gambo mcm jakun xpnh dtg bando. Puas jln2, kami lepak pulak kat oldtown yg dkt dgn kampus CJ. tggu pnyr tggu, akhirnya wan tpon kata dah slesai smua.Gedebuk gedebak, siap smua, brtlk kami blk melaka. sekian.

Gambo2 yg selebihnya blh didapati di Facebook den.

Wish List

Its been a while since my last blog. Not that I'm busy or something but, I'm just don't know what to post around here. So, as I woke up on this fine morning I said to myself, "hmmm..maybe I should post my wish list, that ought to get me start blogging". So, here I go with my wish list;

• A Cuti-Cuti Malaysia trip - I've always wanted to go for a getaway trip once a while. A scuba dive at Tioman will be nice or perhaps a hiking at Gunung Kinabalu will do. Well, the destination is not that important actually, its the journey getting there that counts. But still, destinations still counts. I missed my scouting/cadet years. All the splendours of nature.
• Olympus 'miu'-TOUGH 8000 - This is one tough son of a camera. The specs are impressive and suit me really, really well. I've always wanted a camera that can keep up with my 'aggressiveness' (carelessness actually, just wanted to sound gangsta ;). ). Click-up to see the details.
• 2010 Ford Shelby GT500 Mustang - What? I don't think its too much to dream of this car. Ain't nothing wrong with dreaming big. Besides, its my wish list, not yours...Hmmph.. I've always have things for raw power and after a peek at the Knight Rider series. This car...just...wow, awesome. Besides, I never see one of this bad ass on Malaysia's streets before thus, makes me feel unique and outstanding, weaving through traffic and all. If I could get my hands on one . Click here for full specs.
  

• RG tremolo RG420EG BAM - I would definitely get on of this guitar. Apart of its unique body design, cool EDGE III bridge, and the Ibanez brand, I need a new guitar. The current one needs a major overhaul (rusted parts) but, it still plays. Click here

• A new desktop system or laptop - I haven't decide yet which one and the specs. Just leave it hanging...sort of.
• 2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 Monster Energy - I...a...speechless. This bike here is just so mean...evil...I like...The specs...you can never argue. I want this demon!!. Check this out!.

I think thats should be enough about it. Too much will make me drooling like infected with rabbies. Thats for now...Have a nice day!

Spates in da house y'all

hey,hey,hey...you guys got to check this dude vids in youtube. next best thing since mike shilpa's david blane. Small scale comedies for your remedy. I recommend the cockblocking series and the gay vampire. The cracker-head is not bad either.


Be sure check those vids by him...peace out!

Notice

Since this is my turf, I would like to announce that the language of my posts is at my discretion. Be advised. Peace.

Raya...for worst or the better

This year raya its not that...'explosive'. You see, the minute I got back home I already been suited up to clean the house. Good thing that my siblings are more co-operative this year which makes my job whole lot easier. Still, I got to take care of the toilets and some other errands. Just before Raya, I helped me dad to clear off the store-house at Sg.Buloh. Pretty nasty doing hard chores during Ramadhan but, its all good. Me, Sob, Syam and Joule went out for break-fast at Hartz Chicken. It was pretty packed there, Pak arab especially. Arabs and chickens, never been apart. Met Hokki chai there with his friends. About the food, nothing worth bragging about. During the night of 1st Syawal, we all went out for a family dinner at Seri Pacific (previously known as Pan Pacific), just next to the PWTC. They changed management, concept and the menu. I prefer the old menu. It was nicer on the portion and not so 'sophisicated'.

On the 1st day of Raya (a concept that needs public correction and education. Raya Aidilfitri is only 1 day grace celebration. Which I will discuss in a later forum), I got inflicted with fever. Sigh~. Most of the day I spent on my bed, so lets skip the 1st day experience.

The next day, I went visiting any available friends around my house perimeter which totals up to 2 persons. I intended to visit "arwah's" but, Sabri didn't want to go because he is...'embaressed'...after a so-called incident happened during the 'Tahlil' at "arwah's" house. Moving on, we had quite a feast during that trip from house to house. We went to syam's house 1st. He got B grade for his Lodeh gravy and the Rendang which he made himself. Then off to my house when along the way, we picked up Ajit. At me house, we don't feast much (nothing to feast on actually, all the Pulut and Rendang has been wiped clean last night). We had few chats with me pop and mom. After that, off to Sabri's house, after dropped Ajit at his home. There, we had yet another feast and a bit of talksie-walksie. Out of the blue, we suddnely had this idea of going to karaoke and went on to OU after changing our clothes. With this feverish fever, I went on with them to have a good time. On the way back, we stopped by at KFC cause I got to buy dinner for those at home. I came across Saiful and Mali where I was told a friend of us,E.G, involved in a tragic accident at Fraser hill. It was gruesome. Shattered bones on the left body side, possible permanent amnesia while the driver which is E.G's friend only scapred on the lips. Lucky bastard. From what being told to me, E.G wasn't fastened his seat belt and it was the passenger side that being the point of impact. After exchanging some news, we head back home.

On Friday, my fever is getting worse. I was literally on the bed the whole day. I even missed the
Friday prayer. But, managed to packed stuffs as I need to head back to Melaka for exams. I wonder what little could I study for the exam considering my health conditions. But, I braved on forward to take on what may come.